High Value Target List
Command & Control Leaders
Name : Nikita Kronenberg
Known Aliases : Nikita
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, DC509.2 @WenatcheeHackrs
Wanted For : Inciting a riot.
May be traveling with : A pillow of stolen tears, Buggins&Squish, and a stash of leet Toki-JuJuBe.
Global Net Link :
@Niki7a
Name : Jeff Moss
Known Aliases : The Dark Tangent
Known Affiliations : I'm from the gubment we're here to help
Wanted For : [redacted]
May be traveling with : [redacted]
Global Net Link :
@thedarktangent
Name : Alex
Known Aliases : unknown (but we're working on getting him one)
Known Affiliations : unknown
Wanted For : unauthorized usage of anomalous technology, murder, and cancelling Firefly.
May be traveling with : falsified O5 credentials, SCP-591
Global Net Link :
Alex is too cool for social media
Primary Insurgents
Name : Jericho
Known Aliases : Squirrel!
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, 303, TNO, GWRC, TWAS, CC
Wanted For : Pedantry
May be traveling with : Peanuts, Tortilla Chips, Bird Feed, Syringe
Global Net Link :
@attritionorg
Name : Shaggy
Known Aliases : Alex, Scruffy
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, 303
Wanted For : Flipp'in da Burgers, Being an alcohol induced time traveler
May be traveling with : Video Games, and books
Global Net Link :
@ShaggyMcG
Name : Roamer
Known Aliases : Are useless...My unknown alias is...
Known Affiliations : The Cult of Me, The Tribe, 303
Wanted For : Unwanted. It's why he cries into his pillow at night
May be traveling with : A well stamped passport
Global Net Link :
Figure it out if you give a shit
Name : HighWiz
Known Aliases : High Wizard, Tom Judge, The Dark Lord, Tom Riddle, "The Swamp Fox", The Rainbow King, The Earl of Grantham, And your excellency sir, (to you).
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, GH, LHC, QC
Wanted For : Advanced Persistent Trolling, viceregicide, Conspiring with Jesuits, Igniting the Doom of Valyria, Drag Racing the Kessel Run, Putting the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong, Long walks on the beach.
May be traveling with : Alan Turing, Karl Möbius, Charles Babbage, the Chilean national soccer team, and a devious pink elephant.
Additional Info : This person is also a "Training Insurrectionist"
Global Net Link :
@highwiz
Name : Erin Jacobs
Known Aliases : SecBarbie, DJ Bubbles, Cyberphreak, The Satanic Mechanic
Known Affiliations : EFS, 11337 Ministries, Scotch and Bubbles, DC312, Hacker Campers, The Urbane Collective
Wanted For : Giving love a bad name, Exploiting Machine Learning for Next Generation Pandering leveraging AI. Unlawful Lawful Criminal Syndication of Criminal Enterprises in the cloud.
May be traveling with : Emotional Support Flamingos, More bounce to the ounce, the ability to jam on it, CAUTION - she is considered highly
Global Net Link :
@SecBarbie
Name : Zack Fasel
Known Aliases : zfasel, ZackAttack, Joe Batters, Orion, Harvey Specter Esquire, the Cyber Ambassador from Morocco
Known Affiliations : Scotch and Bubbles, 312, EFS, The Gevor Outfit, Architect of CTOS, The Urbane Collective
Wanted For : Capturing USA-280 for "personal use", disappearance of multiple MQ-9 Reapers, tapping the JUPITER and MEREA Cable Systems, the sale of "The Storm on the Sea of Galilee", and stealing Jericho's rum.
May be traveling with : SecBarbie, and their Cultural, Press, Legal, and Personal Military Attachés.
Global Net Link :
@zfasel
Name : Big Suggy
Known Aliases : Lil Suggy
Known Affiliations : The Ant Hill Mob, The Wet Bandits (AKA the Sticky Bandits), Da West Staines Massif.
Wanted For : A crime he didn't commit, Escape from a maximum security stockade, Moonlighting as a soldier of fortune, Late timesheet submission.
May be traveling with : Duct tape and a shovel.
Global Net Link :
@5uggy
Name : dead addict
Known Aliases : "Eli"
Known Affiliations : Will not join organizations that would accept him as a member.
Wanted For : destructive acts against software, general subversion, desertion
May be traveling with : a camera, a flash, a deck of cards, a juggling ball
Global Net Link :
Home
Name : Mike Petruzzi
Known Aliases : wiseacre
Known Affiliations : Wallflowers anonymous, The Tribe
Wanted For : Lurking and claiming to belong.
May be traveling with : A cloak of invisibility, Pokemon Go, a baseball cap, and a red pen to correct your grammar.
Additional Info : This person is also a "Training Insurrectionist"
Global Net Link :
@wiseacre_mike
Name : pwcrack
Known Aliases : Captain Crypto
Known Affiliations : Speaker Ops, NoVaHackers, Unallocated Space
Wanted For : Mentioning Metrics, Networking, and being the least creative
May be traveling with : the best community ever
Global Net Link :
@pwcrack
Name : Tim McGuffin
Known Aliases : Medic
Known Affiliations : Lares, TheTribe, East Texas Wood Gypsies
Wanted For : Involuntary Psychiatric Hold, Suspicion of Manufacturing Cyber Pathogens
May be traveling with : Travels alone. Approach with caution.
Global Net Link :
@NotMedic
Name : Yan
Known Aliases : bcrypt
Known Affiliations : The Illuminati
Wanted For : crypto stands for cryptography
May be traveling with : a bag of unique IVs
Global Net Link :
@bcrypt
Name : Zoz
Known Aliases : The Hoff, Dr. Weird
Known Affiliations : Knight Industries, United Nations Intelligence Taskforce
Wanted For : Causing international & intergalactic incidents
May be traveling with : Esoteric and/or energetic materials, undocumented police box, snarky robots/vehicles, companions with papers from the future
Global Net Link :
click at your own risk
Name : Vyrus
Known Aliases : Young, Black.
Known Affiliations : DC949, Cult of the Shaky Shell
Wanted For : Questioning in an ongoing federal investigation.
May be traveling with : Various dual-use technologies.
Global Net Link :
unknown
Name : Grant
Known Aliases : Claviger, FishSupreme
Known Affiliations : Those guys always hogging the juke box
Wanted For : skulking, skullduggery, and perfidy
May be traveling with : lockpicks, software-defined radio, rum, chips and salsa
Global Net Link :
@fishsupreme
Name : tuna
Known Aliases : We have no names, no names, man, we are nameless...
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, 303, Beliebers
Wanted For : Various Acts of Cyber Warfare...A/S/L? Lighting Jericho and Roamer on fire
May be traveling with : A Bag of Seafood and a Roomkey to Embassy Suites
Global Net Link :
https://4chan.org/b
Training Insurrectionists
Name : Magen Wu
Known Aliases : Tottenkoph, Tottie
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, The Urbane Collective
Wanted For : Unorthodoxy, Human Transmutation Research, Unlicensed Tribble Transport, Jay Walking
May be traveling with : a miniature animatronic T-Rex and a violin that once sang the Song of Madness.
Global Net Link :
@infosec_tottie
Name : Ash
Known Aliases : ashmastaflash
Known Affiliations : The Urbane Collective, sitch.io
Wanted For : General mischief, unlawful operation of a pointed stick.
May be traveling with : Old boots, lock picks, and a few words about your lack of attention to detail.
Global Net Link :
@ashmastaflash
Name : Chris Sistrunk
Known Aliases : His name sounds like "Chris is drunk" if you say it fast
Known Affiliations : BEER-ISAC, ICS Village, BSidesJackson, #NAPCON
Wanted For : Dad jokes & pun runs, weird socks, uploading Wolfenstein 3D to the BBS, and having a sweet Southern accent
May be traveling with : RS-232 cables and a thirst for decent bourbon
Additional Info : This person is also a "Specialist"
Global Net Link :
@chrissistrunk
Name : John Fulmer
Known Aliases : DaKahuna
Known Affiliations : The Tribe, 303, NoVA Hackers
Wanted For : Shooting, drinking, gambling, ocean cruises, and RF hackery.
May be traveling with : guns, alcohol, too many laptops/tablets, and any number of Raspberry PI's.
Global Net Link :
@dakahuna2007
Name : Munin
Known Aliases : Keeper of Lore, The Redacted One
Known Affiliations : Various Blue Teams
Wanted For : Unlicensed Geomancy; Grimoire Collation; Lese-Majeste; Crossing of the Streams
May be traveling with : A Danse Macabre troupe and a well-worn Latin dictionary.
Global Net Link :
@munin
Name : Seth Van Ommen
Known Aliases : Beaker, Sethalump, The Swordofomen
Known Affiliations : The Tribe
Wanted For : Trafficking Controlled Electromechanical Devices, Misuse of Title 47 CFR Part 15
May be traveling with : A chimpanzee know as "Nugget"
Global Net Link :
@swordofomen
Name : Pete Teoh
Known Aliases : CyberSulu
Known Affiliations : Google, Queercon, The Borg Collective, Cat Wranglers International
Wanted For : A devilish smile, and a wicked sense of humor
May be traveling with : A liberal coating of cat fur, too many cameras, and a plethora of phones
Global Net Link :
@pteoh
Name : Cindy Jones
Known Aliases : SinderzNAshes, Jumper (to some)
Known Affiliations : Bouncy Houses Around the World
Wanted For : Industrious Mayhem, Spreadsheet Sorcery, Blatant Contingency Planning, Spell Coveting
May be traveling with : an oversized Tumi suitcase and Emergen-C
Global Net Link :
@SinderzNAshes
Specialists
Name : malware unicorn
Known Aliases : Amanda Rousseau
Known Affiliations : DeadDropSF
Wanted For : Bad malware pickup lines, shiba dogs
May be traveling with : Various samples of malware
Global Net Link :
@malwareunicorn
Name : Stephanie
Known Aliases : Snow
Known Affiliations : Dirty Mike and the Boyz, DC801, Alcatraz Swim Team, BSides Gitmo
Wanted For : Entering then breaking, carousing, and stealing the cookie from the cookie jar
May be traveling with : Nutella, Scott's Tots, salt, and your mom
Global Net Link :
@_sn0ww
Name : w0nk
Known Aliases : Jay, z00mie
Known Affiliations : BSC, SIPA
Wanted For : A cyberific good time
May be traveling with : Amerjapidorean
Global Net Link :
@Jason_Healey
Name : Grifter
Known Aliases : G, Grifty, Nutsack, The Guy Who Drank a Roach
Known Affiliations : DC801, 801Labs, TWC, zZq, hektik, 2600SLC
Wanted For : Sexual things. Milkshake o'clock. Shenanigans.
May be traveling with : Creamsicles, a tarp, a shovel, and...a ticket to a Disney park?
Global Net Link :
@Grifter801
Name : Andrea
Known Aliases : Professor Mat...Mat...Mat... [unintelligible]
Known Affiliations : Her coffee machine
Wanted For : Unvarnished opinions
May be traveling with : a 100+ page draft of one her next articles, and she WILL make you comment on it. RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Global Net Link :
@amatwyshyn